1. I am not dilated at all. Aargh.
2. I am 50% effaced. Better!
3. My doctor will be out of town on my due date and after. Rude!
4. Richie's sliced finger from a can of Spaghettio's is practically healed.
5. We qualify for a little moola in Food Stamps. Awesome!
6. Richie has not beat Zelda or Super Mario Galaxy yet. Ha ha!
7. We qualify for Medicaid. Woo hoo!
8. I beat Richie in Yahtzee the majority of the time. Sweet.
9. Tucson is really, really, really hot. For real.
10. We are naming our baby Mylie Joleen. Awww!